Dear Ashfire,
Seeing as your dear beloved sunshine is invariably the root of my problems with your story and the reason why it's taken me a whole month to figure out the first chapter, I've decided I need to sit down with her and have a good heart to heart chat. Care to pass the message?
your creator,
The Sheep
1/6/13
to The Sheep
*unintelligible handwriting*
from Ashfire
1/6/13
Dear Ashfire,
Oh, hi. I'm glad you received my message and sent...something back. But I was really asking for Rhea herself to respond, not for you to transcribe it or anything. So if you could please step down from being the main character and let your supporting cast shine in the limelight a little? Thanks.
your creator,
The Sheep
1/8/13
*unintelligible* going to bother her I will *unintelligible* you and *unintelligible* so *unintelligible* off!
- Ashfire
1/8/13
Dear Ashfire,
Look, I'm trying to write a story here, and because you keep getting in the way I can't get anyone else's characters straight - so stop being an overprotective mama bear and just let me talk with Rhea.
Also, teaching yourself to write is a lot harder than teaching yourself to read. Work on that handwriting. And don't press so hard on the paper.
your venerable creator,
The Sheep
1/8/13
*unintelligible* you.
- Ashfire
1/10/13
Dear The Sheep,
It's a pleasure to converse with you! Is your name really The Sheep? I'm sorry if that was impolite, but I was curious because that's not a name I've seen before.
Ashfire told me you wanted to know who I was, so I'll write it all down now. My name is Rhea Fieldbellows. I am 11 years old. My mother's name was Meloda Fieldbellows, and my father was an Anaglade, which is why I don't look like everyone else. I used to live in Ruminor until the Dragon came. My mother was the best mother ever and I still miss her a lot, but Ashfire says I have to look forward, so I don't cry for her very much anymore. Ashfire is my best friend. He saved me from the scary people and he took care of me after the Dragon came. My dream is to find the Dragon and make it stop killing people because killing people is bad. Oh, but don't tell him that I lived in Ruminor and about mother. He doesn't like nobles. He thinks that my mother and father were both Anaglades, and that I used to live in the mountains. I don't know why but he's scary when he's mad so I've been keeping it a secret.
Are you a noble? Should I call you Esteemed The Sheep? I was really happy that you wanted to know me. I want to know you too. What do you look like? Can you come see us sometime?
Yours Sincerely,
Rhea
Dear Ashfire,
...Ashfire, I just realized what a terrible person you are. You are my new favorite character, Rhea. You deserve better than that jerk. Come on and let's tell your story too.
your creator, for both of you,
The Esteemed Sheep
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